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WHEN RAIN CHANGES YOUR PLAN

We were going to go golfing
Ho dee oh ho dee dum
We headed to Del Rio
That was going to be fun

When we were nearly there
The call disrupted our day
The rain just wouldn’t stop
Changing the plan for play

We turned and headed home
Chatting all the while
Making the best of our drive
Stories that make one smile

Once I was home and alone
I started to feel quite sad
I really wanted to golf
The rain nowhere to be had

I gathered my friends close by
We headed to number one tee
The course was quiet and green
No golfers made it empty

We decided to play for points
And closest to the pin
The two of us we wrestled
Over who would really win

I was closest to the pin
It was on number thirteen
I decided to take a picture
Proof captured on a screen
But, really, I have to admit
My playing partner and friend
Was a little furry monster
Tater, my dog, the godsend

He didn’t bring his clubs
He likes to chase the cart
He never likes to argue
His gift is he stole my heart

So even though the day changed
It worked out well for me
I played 17 holes of golf
With my friend, my little bestie

In One as Three

Some days are a mystery 
They come, they go, they stay
It isn't hard to distinguish
The sun, the moon, the hay

The four of us headed out
Caroline, Ollie, and me
The fourth of us was the one
The highlight, the hit, Debbie

We golfed down one to the green
We drive, we laugh, we move
On to two but first we putt
The stroke, the line, the groove

We tee it up on number two
Hit one, hit two, hit three
Debbie swings her nine wood
The swing, her hit, we see

We see her ball bouncing
The hop, the skip, the jump
We just can't be sure of
The ball, the green, the bump

At the green, time to check
The grass, the cup, the ball
As luck would have it
The shot, the cup, the fall

It was a wonder for us to share
The Hole-in-One decree
For Debbie has had a hole in one
Not once, not twice, but three!

The Resort of Retort

As I write this, I notice that I’m feeling sad and excited at the same time. Is that even possible? I am sad for the things that I lost last year while I am excited for the beginnings that a new year will bring. Last year was tough, and I believe that the new year will bring us more challenges. Hopefully, it will help us to develop in ways that we didn’t know possible. With that said, I turn to my favorite pastime.

I write for fun but as I sit
It occurs to me, I’m drawn to wit

The pen is dull and cannot write
Worse is the brain so out of site

I hear it calling, golf has a sound
The club head clicking, the ball hits the ground

But, then comes the real spirit of sport
When a shot is missed, it’s the sound of retort

The words are gems, they come in all sizes
They really don’t help, especially with prizes

So we decided to keep a bag with money
From all the retorts that aren’t pure honey

We build the bag each week we play
It is easy to fill, the bag on display

It helps us to work through the game we love
A few words here and not from above

I prefer those retorts as they are seldom and few
Much better than throwing a club on cue

It is a good thing, this pot of bills
Helping build parties, defusing the wills

So I hit the tee shot, it bounced on the path
That darn ball it landed to create my wrath

It bounced and planted itself in the tree
I’m sure the ball was laughing at me

And, yes, I said it, my heart did instill
The words that you say when a shot is nil

So, here’s to the ladies who play the game
All of us contribute, one and the same